lordjoshbass:

scientifrick:

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt

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me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????
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  • me at 14:i'd better not do this Stereotypical Teenage Thing because the Adults will think i am Immature and just like all the Others. i must strive to be Cultured and Individual
  • me now:i'm gonna do this stereotypical teenage thing and ima do it with an overflowing mouthful of mini m&ms i live to aggravate The baby boomers also stereotypes don't mean shit so what if i'm a stereotype turn up the fuckening stereo
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handsomejackofficial:

me: man i gotta pee [walks into the bathroom and closes the door]

my cat: 

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earthdad:

hello god its me again…… you know……. still suffering……….

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myothersid3:

affectionsuggestions:

i wanna take care of you, i wanna see you grow as a person, i wanna kiss you every morning and every night, i want all of you, i want you.

@bifl3xible
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anaeise: “inspodior: “I N S P O D I O R ” more here xx”
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hereforthenight: “lostwednesdays: “ Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys. Also: ” Omg ”
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kiss me at the intersection of the only two streets in down town
‘Wish You Were Here’
tell me why you never stayed,
tell me when you fell out of love.
It’ll probably happen again won’t it?
for now we can pretend like it’ll last forever
bury me in the wreckage of your goodbyes
Please don’t leave (I know you’re leaving)  (via trustissued)
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